I’m a friendly pirate, a philosopher, an artist, a dreamer, a writer, a gamer, an adventurer, a wandering soul. I’m goofy as shit, and I love playing video games. My Pirate Name is Matthew Stormchaser. I don’t smoke, I don’t do drugs. And I LOVE being a nerd :DTumblr (3.0; @capnbivs)http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/039edb2c9a905e0222353ef2607ceaa3/tumblr_mmia7pdOH51s9mgi7o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/716b184cbe8aa81caaf0a89cab0fc3cd/tumblr_mmia7pdOH51s9mgi7o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f0f6fbce1d5104fb034a4ff3545950a2/tumblr_mmia7pdOH51s9mgi7o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b39c00b541891ef2ef618647a0d8ca3a/tumblr_mmia7pdOH51s9mgi7o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d617ae3032e8d872a56e2863812bf50d/tumblr_mmia7pdOH51s9mgi7o5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b53ce9c569229ec6a6e23ba01263f6c9/tumblr_mmia7pdOH51s9mgi7o6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bf16aa6c4114a5df97dc2eff9ee215d7/tumblr_mmia7pdOH51s9mgi7o7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://child-of-clay.tumblr.com/post/49974981590/im-electric-sympathy-i-made-sum-pancakes-oh" target="_blank">child-of-clay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://im-electric-sympathy.tumblr.com/post/49974728821/i-made-sum-pancakes" target="_blank">im-electric-sympathy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i made sum pancakes</p> </blockquote> <p>oh my god are you shitting me</p> </blockquote> <p>haha what a twisted breakfast</p>http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/50389066833http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/50389066833Mon, 13 May 2013 19:00:33 -0700haha<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/df8cc1dcd6d68e616b2e377eb7917f6d/tumblr_mmninyCI7S1r3u2yro8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a5d81965a24ac3c4656d7bb4a74cf94f/tumblr_mmninyCI7S1r3u2yro2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1ce3bb46737e1b7bb0f74d2ad26bac68/tumblr_mmninyCI7S1r3u2yro3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b5613a7582685f7c0210b9e357b661e/tumblr_mmninyCI7S1r3u2yro4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/016424b2788d96fa449a7cee4a4181e9/tumblr_mmninyCI7S1r3u2yro10_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b0628eff458b8eee85ce93bfe6ac0791/tumblr_mmninyCI7S1r3u2yro9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fbf909308309451226712e65d2ce5744/tumblr_mmninyCI7S1r3u2yro5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fac404f549e7287f9b198c6e010e882b/tumblr_mmninyCI7S1r3u2yro6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0130ba16cc022a9fa1e228563f1f943b/tumblr_mmninyCI7S1r3u2yro7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee3f977ee8e27026ab5a14dc71ad2b48/tumblr_mmninyCI7S1r3u2yro1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahalliance.tumblr.com/post/50192845950/vote-for-the-winner-of-the-fuckyeahalliance-art" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">fuckyeahalliance</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Vote for the winner of the FuckYeahAlliance Art Contest! </strong>(Because it’s votes, not notes.)<strong><br/><br/></strong>Winner is awarded their choice of:</p> <ul><li><strong>A ticket to Blizzcon in Anaheim, CA</strong></li> <li><strong>One full year of WoW Game Time <br/></strong></li> <li><strong>A Virtual Ticket to Blizzcon<br/></strong></li> </ul><p>Voting ends tomorrow afternoon at 8pm PDT. Participants, <strong>keep your ask box open</strong>. I will be the determining factor in the off-chance of a tie. If you wish to have the Blizzcon ticket, I will need some information from you before May 14th! <br/><br/>Vote for what you feel is <em>not only</em> the best piece but the one that most fits the criteria: <em>“A Pandaren that is <strong>clearly Alliance</strong>, or at least two other races of the Alliance working together in some fashion.”</em></p> <p>For your reblogging/liking pleasure, participants linked here (in a basically randomized order): <a href="http://fuckyeahalliance.tumblr.com/post/49966375622/first-submission-for-the-fyaac-courtesy-of" target="_blank">1</a> <a href="http://fuckyeahalliance.tumblr.com/post/49985867283/phosimas-entry-for-the-fyaac-this-makes-two" target="_blank">2</a> <a href="http://fuckyeahalliance.tumblr.com/post/50063326984/fyaac-submission-courtesy-of-dreamcircuit-one" target="_blank">3</a> <a href="http://fuckyeahalliance.tumblr.com/post/50136727750/dancinghares-submission-for-the-fyaac-only-a" target="_blank">4</a> <a href="http://fuckyeahalliance.tumblr.com/post/50184033530/fyaac-submission-courtesy-of-figgeryboo" target="_blank">5</a> <a href="http://fuckyeahalliance.tumblr.com/post/50177897573/fyaac-submission-courtesy-of-whoistombombadil" target="_blank">6</a> <a href="http://fuckyeahalliance.tumblr.com/post/50187107519/fyaac-submission-courtesy-of-treatses-voting-to" target="_blank">7</a> <a href="http://fuckyeahalliance.tumblr.com/post/50174830641/fyaac-submission-courtesy-of-tigerprincess" target="_blank">8</a> <a href="http://fuckyeahalliance.tumblr.com/post/50120137060/submission-for-the-fyaac-from-wendydoodles-only" target="_blank">9 </a><a href="http://fuckyeahalliance.tumblr.com/post/50180997431/fyaac-submission-courtesy-of-capnbivs" target="_blank">10</a> <a href="http://fuckyeahalliance.tumblr.com/post/50171873506/fyaac-submission-courtesy-of-syncrowe" target="_blank">11</a> <a href="http://fuckyeahalliance.tumblr.com/post/50044606676/aldielshalas-submission-for-the-fyaac-and-were" target="_blank">12</a><a href="http://fuckyeahalliance.tumblr.com/post/50180997431/fyaac-submission-courtesy-of-capnbivs" target="_blank"><strong><br/></strong></a>(?)</p></blockquote> <p>To all my awesome followers, hope you vote for me! :D (#10)</p>http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/50263976608http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/50263976608Sun, 12 May 2013 08:45:02 -0700<a href="http://fuckyeahalliance.tumblr.com/post/50192845950">Vote for the winner of the FuckYeahAlliance Art...</a>: <p><img alt="" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fac404f549e7287f9b198c6e010e882b/tumblr_mmninyCI7S1r3u2yro6_1280.png"/></p> <blockquote class="link_og_blockquote"> <div>Vote for the winner of the FuckYeahAlliance Art Contest! (Because its votes, not notes.) Winner is awarded their choice of: ” A ticket to Blizzcon in Anaheim, CA ” One full year of WoW Game Time ” A…</div> </blockquote> <p>My submission is # 10, hope you all vote for me! :D</p>http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/50207131562http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/50207131562Sat, 11 May 2013 17:05:00 -0700WoWwarcraftWorld of Warcraftalliancepandarencreststormwind<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/34aef421c458a28d29b0f4a99f005896/tumblr_mmmbcbyCww1r3u2yro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahalliance.tumblr.com/post/50180997431/fyaac-submission-courtesy-of-capnbivs" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">fuckyeahalliance</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>FYAAC submission courtesy of <a href="http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">capnbivs</a>!</p></blockquote>http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/50191958467http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/50191958467Sat, 11 May 2013 13:25:27 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ysdzdsGJ1qc2fi0o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ysdzdsGJ1qc2fi0o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://derych.tumblr.com/post/32279916856/brucefuckingbanner-mishasminions-relevant-to" target="_blank">derych</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brucefuckingbanner.tumblr.com/post/30813510662/mishasminions-relevant-to-humanity-relevant" target="_blank">brucefuckingbanner</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mishasminions.tumblr.com/post/29704138036" target="_blank">mishasminions</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>RELEVANT TO HUMANITY</p> </blockquote> <p><strong><em>Relevant to tumblr.</em></strong></p> </blockquote> <p>Relevant to existence.</p> </blockquote>http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/50179248192http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/50179248192Sat, 11 May 2013 10:27:35 -0700<a href="http://kenlevine.blogspot.com/2013/05/i-wont-give-zach-braff-one-dime.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter&m=1">Why I won't give Zach Braff one dime</a>: <p>Zach Braff is my favorite actor, and I’d love to see him in another movie, but this guy is so right.</p>http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/49864450643http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/49864450643Tue, 07 May 2013 10:28:11 -0700MoviesHollywoodActorsZachBraffZach BraffClerksFilmsKickstarter<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7dc18d4350b8abeebed488ea573ec404/tumblr_mm549ld6Pl1s5e4pfo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://infinitylooper.tumblr.com/post/49388902899/something-to-think-about-the-earth-is-4-6-billion" target="_blank">infinitylooper</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Something to think about:</p> <h5 class="uiStreamMessage userContentWrapper"><span class="messageBody"><span class="userContent">The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years.<br/> We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago.<br/> In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests.<br/></span></span></h5> <p><span class="messageBody"><span class="userContent">This isn’t sustainable.<br/></span></span></p> </blockquote> <p>Something to think about</p>http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/49781025504http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/49781025504Mon, 06 May 2013 09:26:25 -0700<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_49667466863" src="http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/49667466863/audio_player_iframe/capnbivs/tumblr_mlmitdiNWx1qis6st?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fcapnbivs%2F49667466863%2Ftumblr_mlmitdiNWx1qis6st" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blimpcat.tumblr.com/post/48556245722/i-was-listening-to-this-song-when-i-came-across" target="_blank">blimpcat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/957f8e502db55ed783d5ecfca86d1935/tumblr_inline_mlmiqvO0hM1qh8c3r.gif"/></p> <p>i was listening to this song when i came across this gif on my dash and im giggling at how well it’s fitting with it help skdjfksdfsg</p> </blockquote> <p>i lold</p>http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/49667466863http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/49667466863Sun, 05 May 2013 01:59:42 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/47b52d4e25a25eee4c5f3c2ce9b20726/tumblr_mltclxmRGv1r3tp7bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://factsandchicks.com/post/48938532816/a-french-study-shows-that-women-are-better-off" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">factsandchicks</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>A french study shows that women are better off without bras.</p> <p><a href="http://www.thelocal.fr/page/view/breasts-better-off-without-bras-french-study#.UXkwACt3721" target="_blank">source</a></p> <p>submitted by Chris Morton</p></blockquote> <p>Lol take em off ladies. :P</p>http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/48939830271http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/48939830271Fri, 26 Apr 2013 10:44:38 -0700BraBreastsStudyFacts and ChicksFactsChicks<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5okd9lbNj1rpslw6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/48918470862http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/48918470862Fri, 26 Apr 2013 01:28:44 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd9b50e8b5631bc50b7f2e3ec0fd13da/tumblr_mlus0ihtgN1qimvrko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A wise man.</p>http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/48918028024http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/48918028024Fri, 26 Apr 2013 01:09:54 -0700dr seussinspirationinspirationalquotes<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zuDtACzKGRs?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/48266666430http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/48266666430Thu, 18 Apr 2013 01:17:50 -0700dasbootdas bootbeerbeer bootcommercialfunnygermanaccentlolhaharoflPastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.<br /> Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!<br /> Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.<br /> Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce. <br /> -uncomfortable silence-<br /> Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.<br /> Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce. <br /> Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.<br /> Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.<br /> -the pastor shifts a few notes around-<br /> Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage. <br /> Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/48131802558http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/48131802558Tue, 16 Apr 2013 10:53:35 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/908ecb05eef9fb58e0d5c2d1fa292043/tumblr_ml2s135XVT1qimvrko1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p>gif set of infomercial people who can’t do stuff right.<br/>Perhaps the funniest link on the internet. Ever.<br/><a href="http://imgur.com/a/YET5a" target="_blank">http://imgur.com/a/YET5a</a></p>http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/47682849683http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/47682849683Wed, 10 Apr 2013 22:17:27 -0700funnylolgifgifsetinfomercialidiothahadumbpeople<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/469be7bb97fbf6e6c477950e3e4c430d/tumblr_mjh6jafzy81qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alliartist.tumblr.com/post/47118486551/mylifeasagrownup-mechcanuck-slumberblues" target="_blank">alliartist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mylifeasagrownup.tumblr.com/post/47118081050/mechcanuck-slumberblues-siphersaysstuff" target="_blank">mylifeasagrownup</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mechcanuck.tumblr.com/post/45212437903/star-wars-c-3po-removes-warning" target="_blank">mechcanuck</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slumberblues.tumblr.com/post/45134234623/star-wars-c-3po-removes-warning" target="_blank">slumberblues</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://siphersaysstuff.tumblr.com/post/45084212124/star-wars-c-3po-removes-warning" target="_blank">siphersaysstuff</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>WHY WAS THIS NOT IN THE FINAL CUT.</p> <p>Or even the Special Editions. This is GREAT.</p> </blockquote> <p>C3PO YOU FUCKER</p> </blockquote> <p>I have a new favorite Star Wars moment.</p> </blockquote> <p>cold blooded.</p> </blockquote> <p>I just like the other two are like “whoa, let’s close that, cool.</p> </blockquote> <p>HA! I love how levelheaded the due that shut the door is.<br/>Oh shit! Nope, were leaving that door shut.</p>http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/47385572663http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/47385572663Sun, 07 Apr 2013 11:40:23 -0700“There is only one way to avoid criticism:<br/> do nothing,<br/> say nothing,<br/> and be nothing.”<br/><br/> - <em><span>Aristotle</span></em>http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/46945208928http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/46945208928Tue, 02 Apr 2013 09:56:58 -0700Aristotlecriticismquoteinspirationinspirational<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/08599043bf1c540ee66f12b60a1150c5/tumblr_meov62DS951rh93bco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dokdaogre.tumblr.com/post/37442104714/http-dokdaogre-tumblr-com" target="_blank">dokdaogre</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://dokdaogre.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://dokdaogre.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://dokdaogre.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://dokdaogre.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"><a href="http://dokdaogre.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">http://dokdaogre.tumblr.com/</a></a></p> </blockquote>http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/46821457711http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/46821457711Sun, 31 Mar 2013 21:02:21 -0700<p><a href="http://neverconquer.tumblr.com/post/46740205847" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">neverconquer</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The trick to tumblr is following Australian blogs so that when you’re still up at 4am, you have something to look at.</p></blockquote>http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/46820698712http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/46820698712Sun, 31 Mar 2013 20:52:09 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2a027f41e6762256d7f5e3ebbfa903cc/tumblr_mjsic4EjUS1r6v0g3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/45898035518http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/45898035518Wed, 20 Mar 2013 22:57:17 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cb65ef097b9380b4dd660fd34aaa9207/tumblr_mjm0vyFB2U1rwnp75o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dorkly.tumblr.com/post/45352103373/harry-potter-ending-twist-spoiler-100-points" target="_blank">dorkly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://www.dorkly.com/picture/50899/harry-potter-plot-twist-spoilers" target="_blank">Harry Potter Ending Twist</a><a href="http://www.dorkly.com/picture/50899/harry-potter-plot-twist-spoilers" target="_blank"> (Spoiler!)</a></strong></p> <p><span>100 points to whatever house this person belongs to.</span></p> <p><em><span>[<a href="http://www.dorkly.com/picture/50899/harry-potter-plot-twist-spoilers" target="_blank">click to continue</a>]</span></em></p> </blockquote> <p>:O<br/>OMG! this makes Harry Potter even more amazing than ever…</p>http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/45364309771http://capnbivs.tumblr.com/post/45364309771Thu, 14 Mar 2013 13:38:16 -0700